Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Bush to meet with Dalai Lama today

Answer: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Question: What is (my) best guess as to what "W" will say at his upcoming meeting with the Dalai Lama?

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Blogger Beth said...

That Lama dude's hangin' out in my 'hood this weekend. Seems he's going to be a visiting professor or something at Emory.

4:16 PM, October 17, 2007  
Blogger Keith Kennedy said...

Bush will say something geographically challenged such as "hey, what's the big deal about this mountain anyway - can't you yellow devils just get along???" "You know, kind of live and let live".

"Hey Lama, you ever heard that song by the Beatles they did for that James Bond movie"????

"Want an oreo"?

8:08 AM, October 18, 2007  

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