Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Public Service Announcement: Condom Use

Haahnster's Hallucinations would like to remind our readers to do their part to prevent the spread of STDs. While abstinence is clearly the best policy, condoms should be used in case of actual sex. We quote Ice Cube, as he addressed (in song) an unfortunate woman at a health clinic, admonishing her as to the foolishness of unprotected sex, and the undesirable result it had on said woman's health:

"You shoulda put a sock
On the pickle
Then your p*ssy wouldn't be
Blowin' smoke signals"

That is all.


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