Damn Those Dirty Bastards!

I took all that time off blogging just to dedicate myself to forging a new career in fashion design, and this was the result. Screw the no-talent-evaluation-skills-havin' hacks at Project Runway. I say this totally works.

Thanks to mat for the photo (for my "portfolio").

Ike Turner: Dead as a Doornail

Ike Turner is dead. Big effin' deal. Why are so many people eulogizing him so respectfully? Rot in hell, you wife-beating loser.

Dude, Where's My Month?

Whoa! Did I miss the month of November?!? Bogus.