The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me, Vol. I
In the true spirit of the "internets" (which, as we all know is a "series of tubes"), I am stealing. In this particular case, the victim of my larcenous ways is The Official Site of Grant Miller [Note to self: add a link some day], more specifically "The Worst Things That Have Ever Happened To Me" (i.e. Him). But, it's OK, because he's finished his list.
So, along comes Haahnster. Except, of course, I have no list, as that would require advanced planning on my part, which only happens in scenarios under which I am receiving a paycheck.
Today, something terrible happened to me.
So, along comes Haahnster. Except, of course, I have no list, as that would require advanced planning on my part, which only happens in scenarios under which I am receiving a paycheck.
Today, something terrible happened to me.
I was in the garage and found an old bag of potatoes. I should say a plastic bag which once contained potatoes. At this point, it was basically a plastic bag filled with some unidentifiable liquid substance...
...and maggots, many, many maggots.
A weaker man might've been overwhelmed with nausea. I headed straight for the blog. Actually, I headed straight for the garbage can, then the sink to wash my hands, then the blog.
Good day.
posted by haahnster at 8:40 AM
5 Comments:
Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm?
Because, the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans talk!
COOL! Sad that we first thing "I gotta blog this."
And, Jeremy, you're spending way too much time with the little ones.
Yum! I hope those are the actual maggots. Otherwise, I might feel cheated.
I'm glad you washed your hands before blogging. I wouldn't want you to spread those germs around the Information Super Highway.
Plus the stink of rotting potatoes! Whew! Should have saved it for Halloween!
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