Clapton v. ________, Vol. II
Since there appears to have been some consternation regarding Hendrix being too tough an opponent, I will take a page from the University Of Florida's football scheduling policies (cough) Central Florida (cough)...AND, (cough) Western Carolina (cough):
Clapton v. Anna Nicole Smurfette
As there is no recorded evidence that Anna Nicole Smurfette has ever played a guitar, Clapton is clearly a better guitarist than she is.
But, c'mon, dude. She's just an animated character, and basically a pirated one at that. Not too impressive a victory, although enough by BCS standards, I suppose. Clapton's current win/loss record stands at 1-1.
posted by haahnster at 10:24 PM
3 Comments:
Yes, the BCS certainly sucks. Therefore, it's suckage needs to be directed to a less harmful place. Jimi's decaying pelvic bone should do nicely.
You are twisted.
Yes, that is self-evident.
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