Friday, December 08, 2006

Clapton v. ________, Vol. II

Since there appears to have been some consternation regarding Hendrix being too tough an opponent, I will take a page from the University Of Florida's football scheduling policies (cough) Central Florida (cough)...AND, (cough) Western Carolina (cough):

Clapton v. Anna Nicole Smurfette

As there is no recorded evidence that Anna Nicole Smurfette has ever played a guitar, Clapton is clearly a better guitarist than she is.

But, c'mon, dude. She's just an animated character, and basically a pirated one at that. Not too impressive a victory, although enough by BCS standards, I suppose. Clapton's current win/loss record stands at 1-1.


Blogger mat said...

Yet another reason the BCS must die a horrible death. Maybe the creator of the BCS should join EC on Jimi's pelvic bone for eternity?

11:06 AM, December 09, 2006  
Blogger haahnster said...

Yes, the BCS certainly sucks. Therefore, it's suckage needs to be directed to a less harmful place. Jimi's decaying pelvic bone should do nicely.

12:27 PM, December 09, 2006  
Blogger Old Lady said...

You are twisted.

9:27 PM, December 09, 2006  
Blogger haahnster said...

Yes, that is self-evident.

7:36 AM, December 10, 2006  

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