Coffee's For Closers Only

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I'd like to go on record as saying I'm a big fan of Alec Baldwin. Kim Basinger is obviously the Courtney Love to his Kurt Cobain. Ireland Baldwin, you got off light! I would much rather he had given her a modified version of his "motivational" speech from Glengarry Glen Ross.

Put those milk and cookies DOWN. Milk and cookies are for closers only. You hear me, you rude, thoughtless, little pig?!? You think I'm f*ckin' with you? I am not f*cking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch & Murray. And, I'm here on a mission of mercy! I'm here to straighten your little ass out.

You know what it takes to be a father? It takes brass balls to be a father...