Neil Young Does Porn?
Here's a random thought I had this morning: What if Neil Young's albums were titled as if they were porn movies? I thought I'd take a quick shot at it:
Neil Hung
Everybody Knows This Is Anal
After The Cum Rush
Pussy Harvest
Journey Through Your Ass
Cum Fades Away
Hot Asian Chicks Tonguing Hairy Balls On The Beach
Tonight's The Night For Hot Black-On-Blonde Sex
Long May You Cum
American Cunts & Cocks
Decade Of Ass-Wrecking
Cums A Time (& Another Time & Another Time...)
Cunt Never Sleeps
Live Cunt
Sluts & Prudes
Re-ass-torn
Trans-galactic Fuckfest
Everybody's Cockin'
Damn. I have to run to a meeting.
Neil Hung
Everybody Knows This Is Anal
After The Cum Rush
Pussy Harvest
Journey Through Your Ass
Cum Fades Away
Hot Asian Chicks Tonguing Hairy Balls On The Beach
Tonight's The Night For Hot Black-On-Blonde Sex
Long May You Cum
American Cunts & Cocks
Decade Of Ass-Wrecking
Cums A Time (& Another Time & Another Time...)
Cunt Never Sleeps
Live Cunt
Sluts & Prudes
Re-ass-torn
Trans-galactic Fuckfest
Everybody's Cockin'
Damn. I have to run to a meeting.
posted by haahnster at 3:26 PM
9 Comments:
"Journey Through Your Ass" was written during Neil's college experimental days.
This is pretty fucking brilliant.
I know you got cut off, but don't forget "Ragged Glory-hole", or my favorite song from "Sleeps with Sluts", "Piece of Ass." Or, the obligatory live lp, "Road Cock, Vol. 1." And the sequels for "Pussy Harvest," "Harvest Poon," and "Pussy Wind." Hmm, let's see, would it be "Fistdom," or "Fist 'Em"?
Harvest Poon
DAMMIT! I just read Rabidt's comment after I posted this. I hate Rabidt. I thought I was so clever ...
Jeremy: That would fit.
Grant: It had to have been inspired in large part by some of your previous posts, including the following: http://theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com/2007/02/if-porno-titlers-also-titled-mainstream.html .
[Note: I had to search back a bit to find this...you should do a new one soon!]
RabidT: Those are excellent additions. And, I'll go with "Fistdom," as it's closer to "Freedom."
Beth: No need for hate. I give you extra credit for being the first girl to play!!!
Somebody has been watching "Clerks" while listening to Neil?
Clerks II, to be precise, was indeed the inspiration for any/all "ass-to-mouth" references.
My respect for Rosario quintupled when I heard her say those words. The coolest actress ever.
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