Monday, April 23, 2007

Spam Gone Wild

Sure, my email is constantly flooded with relationship advice (e.g. "Want a fuckfriend?") and male enhancement opportunities (e.g. "Increase penis girth by 20%" or my favorite, "Increase cum volume by 500%").

OK, fine.

But, today, a line was crossed. "Quit being obese and miserable." Now, that's just insulting.



Blogger Keith Kennedy said...

Repeat after me: I will never be obese and miserable ever again.

Now, you're cured......

11:00 AM, April 23, 2007  
Blogger Beth said...

I'll kick 'em in the shin for you.

I keep getting "You're naked!" Who's peeking in my windows?

12:14 PM, April 23, 2007  
Blogger Dale said...

It's Mary peeking in at you Beth and she might be sending you the emails Haahnster.

1:55 PM, April 23, 2007  
Blogger haahnster said...

KK: Thanks, man!

Beth: Thanks...and not me, damn the luck.

Dale: That bitch!!!

9:59 PM, April 23, 2007  
Blogger Writeprocrastinator said...

Be skinny and miserable instead? I'm not saying that you are either. I'm just saying that spam is turning so esoteric.

10:51 AM, April 24, 2007  
Blogger Grant Miller said...

You never answered the question...Do you want a fuckfriend?

4:59 PM, April 24, 2007  
Blogger Old Lady said...

I hear ya!

12:10 PM, May 01, 2007  

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