A Question Of Friendship
I just had a random thought: 2 of my least favorite songs of the entire decade of the '70s are "You've Got a Friend" by James Taylor* and Queen's "You're My Best Friend." That sparked the thought, "Hey, I spent many years priding myself on having never watched a single episode of Friends." (I still haven't by the way. YES! I rule!)
Do you think that all means I'm not a friendly person?
I think it does. That, and the fact that I think most people are moronic cocksuckers high on the smell of their own flatulence.
Hee hee. I said "flatulence."
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* Yes, I know Carole King wrote it. But, I don't remember hearing her version.
Do you think that all means I'm not a friendly person?
I think it does. That, and the fact that I think most people are moronic cocksuckers high on the smell of their own flatulence.
Hee hee. I said "flatulence."
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* Yes, I know Carole King wrote it. But, I don't remember hearing her version.
posted by haahnster at 3:33 PM
3 Comments:
Omigod! The Haahnster's a snotty son of a bitch!!! Now you're really my hero ...
I love snot! I mean snotty SOBs and fartulance.
Have you seen the South Park episode where Stan's family moves to San Fransisco, and starts becoming all hoity-toity?
If you haven't, I'll not "ruin" it for you, but if you have, I'll just say one word: "smug."
Now, coupled with that reference, I am envisioning you enjoying your own aroma. :)
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