My New Favorite Email
Sender: Large Penis Sex
Subject: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Chicks getting their pussies ripped apart by fat cock!
I'm too tired to delve into the myriad issues surrounding this. I'm actually only awake because I ate way too much at a (Mexican) restaurant tonight, and just awoke from a dead sleep to vomit violently (my stomach was ripped apart by fat enchiladas).
I'll just say that although I'm a fan of "adult" films, I must not harbor the requisite amount of hatred against women to want to see them "ripped apart." Also, the triple animal reference ("Chicks...pussies...cock!") is putting me more in the mind of Wild Kingdom.