Caf-F#CKIN-feine

CAFFEINE
Coffee averages approx. 100 mg per cup (8 fl oz).
Mountain Dew has 54.5 mg per 12 oz can.
12 / 8 = 1.5
1.5 x 100 = 150
150 is almost 3 times 54.5
Thus, let your coffee-drinking suckage of my Diet-Mountain-Dew ass begin forthwith.
Good day, all.
Labels: caffeine, coffee, Diet Mountain Dew
2 Comments:
Oops. sorry.
Just think how edgy I'd be if I drank coffee instead.
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